Future Minded College Girl,,
I Keep My Mind On The Ground With Several Thoughts In The Clouds
:-}

conversations with my uterus

  • Me: Bitch, if you don't calm your over-eager ass down...
  • Uterus: Fuck you and your feelings, bitch. And your bitch ass plans. And your favorite pair of jeans. AND them new panties. Bitch.

randomlilworld:

The funniest jawn I’ve seen this far, hands down
Lmao

A tongue has no bones but it can break a heart.

—Ed Sheeran (via faireyre)

(Source: kryb17)

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

itsamemarielle:

the only valentines present i will accept

(Source: itsde-lightful)

officialannakendrick:

when you feel the first cramp

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(Source: dutchster)

wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD